Friday, May 28, 2010

No! Get better fool, you taught me laser tag!


Update: he died :(

Gary Coleman, probably best known for his role in Diff'rent Strokes was admitted a hospital in Utah and is currently in critical condition. I don't know Gary like most people would. I can't remember one full episode of Strokes so most of my television exposure was having the tiny man convince me to take out a loan with some company so I could run for Governor. I didn't make it, my opponent took steroids and killed robots. It was a pretty admirable platform. Gary didn't make it either but he was a trooper and went on to bigger things. I think I heard he was a pimp or something. I feel like I knew Gary more than just on TV though. When I was in my younger years, and Gary in his. My brother had a birthday party at some place called Ultrazone. Would've been a standard laser tag party if it weren't for the fact that Gary freakin Coleman was the one teaching us how to play the game! Seriously, my dad kept staring at him and the guy got kinda mad and finally admitted it. They talked for a while, said he was a security guard, instructor, and I think like owned the place. Whatever, i was little, laser tag was the most important thing.       ...actually, it still is I think.

Note: Gary what the hell were you doing in Utah?

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