Not sleeping makes you creative. Really, no lie. It does. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken the time to make this blog. I don't think that if I was well rested that I would work this hard on my off time...i'd rest. Does that make sense? It shouldn't. Joking aside, insomnia can be a bitch. Leaves you with a lot more time in your day than most people have and if you're ADD like me, you need things to do to fill that time. So I watch movies, i play video games, and I eat food. Insomnia also leaves you with less ability to restrain emotions or react appropriately to stuff. So if a vending machine is loaded so that after anyone buys the first Snickers there is an empty spot before the next one, I'm gonna fuckin chew out the vending machine! Again, misguided and unrestrained criticism. Turns out though that honesty makes for an interesting read. Enjoy this crap people of the interwebz. Because I am also pretty sure this lack of sleep is gonna get me killed.
...fuck that vending machine and its animal cracker packages with bestial sodomy on the front.
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